12/11/06

What did you do all day?

You have probably all heard this one before, but it's so funny, I couldn't resist:

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, "What happened here today?"She again smiled and answered, "You know everyday when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?" "Yes," was his incredulous reply. She answered, "Well, today I didn't do it."

Now I have to say that my fabulous hubby is definitely not one to complain if I don't get things done. In fact, my brain at the moment is so off duty that I find it hard to complete the simplest task. I know their is sooo much I need to do but all I can think of is getting to our little boy. So Adrian is being very patient with me.

Last week I rang Adrian up at work to thank him for taking the towels out the washing machine for me ( I had only that morning remembered they were in there). His reply was a simple, "that's Ok honey, I took them out two days ago". Could of had some pretty smelly towels if it wasn't for hubby!

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